It must be the "Beyond!"

"I have recently had customers who come in with their own rubber sleeves for their cups. They tell me they purchased them from Bed Bath and Beyond. They prefer to use them as the grip is more secure and they are helping preserve the trees. Starbucks should have these manufatured with the company logo and sell them for a really reasonable price point so we could also help save the trees etc." Please Starbucks. I need you. Help me save the trees! The trees are dying! I need you to make rubber sleeves before it's too late! And please, don't forget the ever so important etc. The etc. includes all of the beautiful birds that live in the trees you could be saving with your rubber sleeves.

I have some used rubber sleeves if you reeeeely want me to dig them out of the little trash can next to my bed.